Cool as Ice     Directed by.......................................................David Kellogg                                          Cast                                        Singer............................................................Naomi Campbell John Van Owen......................................................Vanilla Ice Jazz.............................................................................Deezer D Princess...............................................................Allison Dean Kathy...................................................................Kristin Minter                           Other Information                       1991 100 Minutes PG In English

Because we realize that horrible movies can be just as entertaining as great films, EFS is both proud and ashamed to present Cool as Ice. This cinematic atrocity stars none other than Vanilla Ice. Rushed into production in 1991 to capitalize on the Iceman's brief (and yet still somehow excruciatingly long) brush with fame, Cool as Ice retells the trite story of the teen rebel who comes into town, stirs up trouble, and wins the heart of the cute female honor student who has never had a rebellious bone in her body. Come see Vanilla Ice in all his foolish splendor. Marvel at the bagginess of his clothing. Stare in wonder at the lopsidedness of his hairstyle. Witness the self-proclaimed James Dean of rap as he utters such lines as "Drop that zero and get with the hero." Yes, indeed, this is the kind of movie that only Mystery Science Theater would be proud of.